Photos by Michelle Horwitz & Michael Thomas Holmes


I'm a Vermont-born writer & actor
working towards feeding myself by
writing musical theater.

I enjoy musical theater, the New York
Giants, the Boston Bruins and long
walks on the beach.

I'm passionate about what I do. I love
this art form and enjoy it in all of its
wildly different varieties.

Got a question, complaint, concern or
Star Trek trivia question? Feel free to
e-mail me. I'm nice, I swear.

Also...feel free to employ me.

Keith
"Keith Varney
writes a punchy
tune"

New York Times



"Keith Varney...
gives a tour de
force
performance
with powerful,
soaring vocals
that defy his
bookish,
bespectacled
looks"

Backstage.com



"I Got Fired
feature(s) a
bouncy
pop/rock score
with a
memorable title
tune... it's
clever and
tuneful"

New York Post



"Music and
Lyrics, by Mr
Varney, are
snappy and
snippy and
snarky as they
should be, with
admirable
songwriting
craft in
evidence"

Nightlife
Exchange.com



"Varney's book
is often quite
funny. The
score needs no
fine tuning... it
is melodic and
inventive"

CurtainUp.com
Winner: 2011 Best Actor in a Musical (DIMF, South Korea)
Winner: 2011 Best Foreign Musical (DIMF, South Korea)
Winner: 2010 Theater for the American Muscial Prize